November 12, 2005

Been a while, bud.

Haven't been here in a while. What with the hurricane and the no power and the not being in town and whatnot. Any way, I'm going to update now but I'm not sure what to expect and neither should you.

This is the story Oscar the Angry Badger

(Keep in mind, I'm making this up as I go along- as I always do.)

Once there was a badger named Oscar. He was a wild party animal. He loved to turn up the music and party till his pants fell off. One day after an especially wild party he woke up at three in the afternoon and felt unusually strange. His eyebrows were slanted in an angry position and he couldn't move them. His face turned into a scowl and he couldn't control it. Suddenly he fell on his knees in pain. His head felt like it was going to implode. He had caught "The Angry".

To this day Oscar the Angry Badger sits on his lawn and annoys little children. Sometimes he throws potted plants or wool sweaters at them. One day he hit a really ugly child with a beard. It turned out to be Hilbert O' Wamwak, the leprechaun. He placed a curse on Oscar that turned his pudding crusty.

And that's how flan was created.

Wow, that was strange! Not sure what went on there. Anyway, have a happy 9:47 on a Friday!

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