November 12, 2005

Quotes of the funny

Here are a couple great quotes by famous people:

"I spilled spot remover on my dog- now he's gone." -Steven Wright

"Fatherhood is pretending that the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope." -Bill Cosby

"I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people." -Ed Bluestone

"Doctors are crooks. Why do you think they wear gloves? Not for sanitary reasons- fingerprints." -Jakie Mason

"What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked." -Jerry Seinfeld

"You know the sign that says 'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service'? Does that mean as long as I have on a shirt and shoes, I can take off my pants and still get a bacon cheeseburger?" -Lewis Grizzard

Hope you enjoyed 'em! More to come!

Been a while, bud.

Haven't been here in a while. What with the hurricane and the no power and the not being in town and whatnot. Any way, I'm going to update now but I'm not sure what to expect and neither should you.

This is the story Oscar the Angry Badger

(Keep in mind, I'm making this up as I go along- as I always do.)

Once there was a badger named Oscar. He was a wild party animal. He loved to turn up the music and party till his pants fell off. One day after an especially wild party he woke up at three in the afternoon and felt unusually strange. His eyebrows were slanted in an angry position and he couldn't move them. His face turned into a scowl and he couldn't control it. Suddenly he fell on his knees in pain. His head felt like it was going to implode. He had caught "The Angry".

To this day Oscar the Angry Badger sits on his lawn and annoys little children. Sometimes he throws potted plants or wool sweaters at them. One day he hit a really ugly child with a beard. It turned out to be Hilbert O' Wamwak, the leprechaun. He placed a curse on Oscar that turned his pudding crusty.

And that's how flan was created.

Wow, that was strange! Not sure what went on there. Anyway, have a happy 9:47 on a Friday!

November 1, 2005

More Animal Crossing!

I love Animal Crossing! I just can't wait for the new game, so I scrounge up as much info as I can! So, without further rambling here is the new info:!