December 23, 2005

The Evils of My Space

I gonna give it to you straight: My Space needs to die. My Space is evil. That's all there is to it. Technically, My Space is owned by Fox. Fox is also evil. People need to start boycotting My Space and Fox. Come on people, will it kill you to watch Family Guy at ten on Adult Swim instead of nine on Fox? Seriously, My Space should die. Everyone thinks their so cool with their My Space. Problem is, everybody has one. Therefore, the only truly cool people are the one's without a My Space.

Let me say that I fully support Google and its plans for world conquest. In fact, support Google right now by getting a free blog: Oh, and drop by my My Space if you wish: (yes, I have one), and let everyone know how EVIL it is!!

Agree? Disagree? Drop some comments in the comments box and let me know. Actually, you know what? If you disagree just leave right now.

December 19, 2005

A Nintendo Christmas Carol

The classic story of A Christmas Carol retold with your favorite Nintendo characters in cheesy sprite form! A new page is added every day until Christmas. Tis the season! Check it out here: It's quite good!

December 18, 2005

Kong: A Review

I feel I can properly review King Kong now that I've just seen the original from 1933 and the remake from'76.

The first thing I noticed about this movie was that Kong was not a cheesy clay animated monkey, or a cheesy animatronic monkey, but a really awesome and realistic computer generated monkey. He's really so much more realistic. He looks like a giant gorilla, he moves like a giant gorilla, he might have even smelled like a giant gorilla... but the movie wasn't in smell-o-vision. From beginning to end this movie had me hooked, captivated, even touched. Who doesn't love a love story between a beautiful woman and a giant monkey? Like I was saying, through the entire movie (all three+ hours) I was dazzled. The special effects were amazing, everything seemed lifelike from Kong himself to the giant bugs to the dinosaurs. And the action! Don't even get me started on the action! Sure they may have cut out the scene from the original where Kong fought a giant snake, but in this version he took on three once! Man, was that an awesome fight scene! Then there was the part when Kong destroyed New York- awesome. Fighting dinos and giant insects on Skull Island? Awesome. When he was batting the planes on top of the Empire State building? Incredible. Heck, even the non-action parts were awesome. And the makeup! Wow. Those island natives sure were creepy.

Overall, I think Peter Jackson did an excellent job with the movie. He portrayed the original story in an amazing way. I think this was the best version yet and should be regarded as a classic. Sure it was long, but I enjoyed every second. I still think the ending was kind of meh, but that's exactly the way the original ended. I've got to give credit for including that famous last line "Was beauty killed the beast." One of the best movies I've seen in a long time. I'd score it, but I just can't. It's too hard to pick an exact number of stars for this movie. Instead, I'll say this: GO SEE THIS MOVIE RIGHT NOW!!! Unless your reading this at three in the morning, in which case: GO SEE THIS MOVIE AS SOON AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN!!!

Oh, and did I mention Peter Jackson's directing the Halo movie? Best. Move. Ever.

December 17, 2005

City of Villains!

I just got off playing City of Villains and it is awesome! I just love the way you can make your very own villain and train him or her. Along the way you unlock new powers to stop the heroes of Paragon City. You can team up with other villain to help. I would rate this game a 9.8 out of 10. This a must buy game!

*Not sure who wrote this one. Prince Omega perhaps? -Fuzunga*

Dead Men Tell No Tales...

Yar! There be a new trailer for Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest! This be the greatest movie ever! Ye best be checkin' out the trailer, or I'll make ye walk the plank!

It be in High-Res or Low-Res. Take yer pick.

December 16, 2005

Burnout 360!

Although it's just an updated version of Burnout Revenge, it still looks amazing! Expect new cars, new crash junctions, and of course updated graphics. Burnout Revenge for the Xbox 360 will be available March 2006.

More screens here:

December 2, 2005

And you thought the Xbox 360 was expensive already...

Sorry for the total lack of update for the last month. I coughed an extreme case of laziness.
Anyway, for those of you who weren't lucky enough to get you Xbox 360, you've probably checked eBay. You've probably seen them a few hundred dollars over priced... but this is madness! If you've want an Xbox 360 reeeeally bad, and have a few million dollars lying around, then you might want to try your luck with this $10,999,999 Xbox. Of course, I don't suggest you bid, just get a laugh out of it.