November 12, 2005

Quotes of the funny

Here are a couple great quotes by famous people:

"I spilled spot remover on my dog- now he's gone." -Steven Wright

"Fatherhood is pretending that the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope." -Bill Cosby

"I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people." -Ed Bluestone

"Doctors are crooks. Why do you think they wear gloves? Not for sanitary reasons- fingerprints." -Jakie Mason

"What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked." -Jerry Seinfeld

"You know the sign that says 'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service'? Does that mean as long as I have on a shirt and shoes, I can take off my pants and still get a bacon cheeseburger?" -Lewis Grizzard

Hope you enjoyed 'em! More to come!

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