First, I'd like to give a howdy-do to all of you! Next, I'd like to talk about cheese. Cheese is one of the world's greatest substances. Created in 1814 by Sir. Daniel Mc Cheese, it has grown in popularity significantly since then.
One of the best things about cheese is how many colors it comes in. There's white, off-white, yellow, pale yellow, white-yellow, blue, white, and yellow. It also comes in a variety of flavors and scents such as cheddar, white cheddar, sharp cheddar, semi-sharp cheddar, and nacho.
That brings me to my next point: liquid cheese. In 1346, after the invention of cheese, King George Forman XVIIXVI2 was the first to liquefy cheese. He used a method called "Quantractic Yorononomy". This separated the cheese from the liquid and then re-combined them to form liquid cheese. Ever since, people have been eating in on nachos.
Then there's spray cheese. Spray cheese is created when you put liquid cheese in a "sprayer thinger". In the 1980s, there was a gang called "The Great Pork Malorphers" who graffitied their names all over New York with spray cheese.
Now can you see the wonderousness of cheese!? I hope so, because if I haven't convinced you to love cheese, I hope I at least gave you a laugh.
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