The Switch 2 reveal blowout is nearly upon us! With Nintendo's recent announcements of reviving Rhythm Heaven and Tomodachi life, nothing is off the table at this point. This is going to be a once in lifetime Direct that goes beyond E3 caliber. The Switch was so successful that now Nintendo is willing to revisit literally anything because it will sell, and they have an unbelievable lineup for the Switch 2. How do I know this? Well, because my uncle is best friends with Mr. Nintendo. Yeah, my uncle and John Nintendo go way back. They went to high school together and have kept in touch all these years. Mr. Nintendo trusts my uncle like nobody else to keep his secrets, so obviously he shared them with me.
Here's what to look forward to Nintendo revealing at the Switch 2 reveal event:- Mario Kart Stupid Circuit
- Super Mario Census Designated Place
- Donkey Kong's Riptide River Boat Raucous
- Super Smash Bros. Ultimate featuring Geno from the Super Mario RPG series
- Star Fox 64 (remake)
- Wario Teaches Capitalism
- Metroid Prime 4 (again)
- Metroid Crawls
- Xenoblade Warriors
- Animal Crossing: Witness Protection
- Splatoon (remake)
- The Legend of Zelda: Chamber Pot
- Ice Climbers: Climb Ice
- LEGS
- Pokemon Snap: Crime Scene Photographer
- F-Zero
- Pikmin Vietnam
- Paper Luigi and the Marvelous Compass
- Kid Icarus Ragnarok
- Luigi's Mansion 4
- Takamaru (reboot)
- Fortune Street
- Nonspecific Action Figure saves Nintendo Land
- Yoshi's Fantasy Beach Sex Island
- Fire Emblem Awakening (remake)
- Sin and Punishment 3
- Xenosaga remake trilogy
- Both of those Zelda games everyone is dying to buy again at full price for some reason
- Metroid Prime 2 & 3 remasters
There's also a bunch of 3rd party announcements set to be revealed:
- Chrono Trigger HD-2D remake
- Kingdom Hearts 4
- Final Fantasy 9 Remake (finally)
- Okami 3 (they cancelled 2 and moved on to 3)
- Duke Nukem: He's Back, Bitches
- GTA 6
- Resident Evil 9
- Pac-Man World 4 (for some reason)
- Bloodborne 2
- Banjo-Threeie
- Killer Instinct (sequel)
- Hi-Fi Rush
- Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion (remake)
- Every other existing Xbox game (Forza, Starfield, Halo, etc)
- Deltarune chapters 3 & 4
- Hollow Knight: Silksong
I asked for clarification on some of these and here's what I was told: The Smash Ultimate game is literally just Smash Ultimate except they added Geno. He's not DLC so you have to buy the game again to play as him. Animal Crossing: Witness Protection was originally a game called Animal Crossing: Repo Men where you played as one of Tom Nook's thugs going house to house shaking down people for money or confiscating their things. They thought it strayed to far from the formula so they changed it to be about your character moving to a new town under the witness protection program. I asked about the titular chamber pot in Zelda: Chamber Pot, and I was told it's not a magical item but a regular chamber pot. Not sure what makes it important or how they'll work that in to the story, but I trust Nintendo. F-Zero is not a new game, but literally the original F-Zero. It's being removed from NSO they they can sell it to you for $10. Luigi's Mansion 4 evidently takes place in the haunted sewer system under the Mushroom Kingdom rather than any sort of building. The Takamaru reboot is an action game made by Platinum. Deltarune, Silksong, and GTA 6 will 100% definitely get release dates. Unfortunately, there will be no announcement for Half Life 3.
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