February 14, 2010

The Field of Unknowing

In the vast expanse of time lies the Field of Unknowing. This is where the vast array of forgotten knowledge accumulates.
Today was one of those days. Todd had forgotten where the Field of Unknowing was again. If only he could get to the Field of Unknowing! Surely there he would find the memory of it's location. But, alas, he could not remember. He was in deep thought as he passed by the Field of Unknowing looking for the Field of Unknowing. But he could not find it. Todd came to the only logical conclusion: the Field of Unknowing had been forgotten and could only be found in the Field of Unknowing. So Todd headed to the Field of Unknowing to check it out. When he got there he found a lost piece of information that said to him, "Todd, so good of you to come old chap! I've a message from the King for you! You have forgotten your anniversary today!" Todd suddenly realized he had forgotten his anniversary and sprinted out of the field leaving the memory lost and alone once again. The memory later killed itself due to severe depression. Todd quickly summoned his Eagle-Yak and flew out of time. He was running out of time to get back into the correct time! When he finally returned to the proper dimension, he realized that it was 12:01 the following day. He had lost track of time! Todd knew he shouldn't have stopped at that interstellar ice cream parlor. But, oh, how he loved space flavored ice cream! Todd entered his time machine to make everything right again. He popped out on the moon at Uncle Slackjaw's Firework Emporium just next to the nuclear fish house. But he had forgotten what he came for! So he set out to the Field of Unknowing to find the reason he had traveled back in time and to the moon. When he got there he was greeted by a lost memory that reminded him that his anniversary was tomorrow. Todd would have to remember that. But what had he come for? It must not have been that important if he had forgotten, Todd reasoned. So he headed back home on his Eagle-Yak and had a good night's sleep. He was on his way to work the next morning when he had one of those days. Todd had forgotten where the Field of Unknowing was again. If only he could get to the Field of Unknowing! Surely there he would find the memory of it's location. But, alas, he could not remember. He was in deep thought as he passed by the Field of Unknowing looking for the Field of Unknowing. But he could not find it. Todd came to the only logical conclusion: the Field of Unknowing had been forgotten and could only be found in the Field of Unknowing. So Todd headed to the Field of Unknowing to check it out. When he got there he found a lost piece of information that said to him, "Todd, so good of you to come old chap! I've a message from the King for you! You have forgotten your anniversary today!" Todd suddenly realized he had forgotten his anniversary and sprinted out of the field leaving the memory lost and alone once again. The memory later killed itself due to severe depression. Todd quickly summoned his Eagle-Yak and flew out of time. He was running out of time to get back into the correct time! When he finally returned to the proper dimension, he realized that it was 12:01 the following day. He had lost track of time! Todd knew he shouldn't have stopped at that interstellar ice cream parlor. But, oh, how he loved space flavored ice cream! Todd entered his time machine to make everything right again. He popped out on the moon at Uncle Slackjaw's Firework Emporium just next to the nuclear fish house. But he had forgotten what he came for! So he set out to the Field of Unknowing to find the reason he had traveled back in time and to the moon. When he got there he was greeted by a lost memory that reminded him that his anniversary was tomorrow. Todd would have to remember that. But what had he come for? It must not have been that important if he had forgotten, Todd reasoned. So he headed back home on his Eagle-Yak and had a good night's sleep. He was on his way to work the next morning when he had one of those days. Todd had forgotten where the Field of Unknowing was again...

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