The dangers of grass blades

1. Grass blades will cause malfunction in the confibulibular gland.

2. They eat the crumbs off your shirt.

3. Pie!

4. Qfualimferus Monfunstationistic Penguins!

4 1/2. More Pie!

5. Candy is eaten every 2.5 seconds by the king of the earthworms.

6. Sleepy Gus.

7. They will haunt you in your sleep.

8. Glass staing!

9. Don't wet the dog's newspaper!

10. Grass blades stain your cloths.