DS Lite!

Nintendo revealed the other day that they are working on a smaller, redesigned DS. It will be known as the DS Lite. In addition to being smaller, the screen will have four levels of brightness. Some of the face buttons have been altered as well. The A, B, X, and Y buttons have all been made larger and the start and select buttons have been moved. The D-pad has also changed to the same used on the Gameboy Micro (that means it'll be less clicky and easier to control. The microphone has been moved to the center of the system and power button is now a slide-switch on the side (like the SP). The stylus will also be stored horizontally rather than vertically. Other than these improvements, the system will function exactly the same. It'll be available March 3rd in Japan and late spring in the US.

Some Tidbits

There hasn't been much to report lately, but here are a few minor news tidbits:

• Tiger Telematics, the company responsible for the Gizmondo has filed for bankruptcy.
• A new DOA Volleyball game is in the works for the Xbox 360.
• Super Monkey Ball Adventure is in development for the Gamecube. More info here: http://cube.ign.com/articles/683/683752p1.html
• Untold Legends 2: The Warriors Code has gone gold.
• BOOTH BABES HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM THIS YEAR'S E3!!!

Some good news, some bad. We'll keep you posted.

New Gorillaz Video

One of the wierder ones, but hey, the wierder the better! Check out the new music video for Dare in Hi or Lo.

Why do the good ones always die young!?

Why is it that they always pull the good shows off the air before their time? What shows do you ask? Well, pretty much the animated shows that I watch. One of the worst cases I can think of is Samurai Jack. That was one of the best shows I've ever seen. They pulled it off the air in it's fourth season just before they aired the final four episodes. Luckily, Cartoon Network was feeling generous and finally showed the final four in s special block on Toonami. Of course, these episodes did not, in any way, end the series. I mean, the show just got an Emmy; and the next week they cancel it! And so, we'll never know If Jack gets to the past to defeat Aku. My only wish is that they produce a direct-to-DVD conclusion. Not long, just 60-90 minutes. That would make me eternally happy, and the series could rest in peace.

Another I can think of is Megas XLR, one of the funniest shows ever. Now, I don't know if this show was cancelled or just pulled of for a really, really, long time. Whatever the case, it's not being aired and I want to know what happens. Will the Glorft ever be defeated? Will Megas ever be brought back to the future? We may never know.

Teen Titans recently ended when the last episode aired Monday the 16th. While it was kind of a concluding episode, it still sucked. In fact, it raised more questions than it answered. Sure Terra is back, but how did she get there and why doesn't she remember (or want to remember) her past? What's up with Red X? Who is he? And who the hell is Slade!!?? They never answered that question. If you ask me, they ended the series too soon. They need to answer the remaining questions before this one can be put to rest.

Here's another show: Invader Zim. Why cancel Invader Zim? Everybody loved that show! Even though we'll never find out if Zim takes over the world, we can reasonably guess he never did because, well, he's an idiot. Still, it was an incredibly popular show. I think it would have lasted better on another network.

Let's all take a moment to mourn this next one. Fururama was one of the greats. In my opinion, it was much better than its older brother The Simpsons. I know I'm not the only one that thinks this way. It may not have any particular way to end, but this show still deserves to be picked back up because it was awesome. I'd love if it were picked up by Adult Swim with new episodes on Sunday nights.

Even though Family Guy was brought back after it was cancelled, it still makes me mad. Fox cancels the show then says "Oops! Those DVD sales are through the roof and so are the ratings of the reruns! We'd better get it back before someone else does." If I were Seth McFarland, I would have declined and gone to Cartoon Network. I'd be mad as hell for its cancellation in the first place. I'm sure it would have been picked up on Adult Swim. Then we could enjoy some new Futurama and Family Guy every Sunday night on CN. That would have said "In your face Fox!"

speaking being pulled off early, I hate it when they pull off a good anime right in the middle when you know it's not done. What ever happened to Ruronni Kenshin? That was a good show. What ever happened to Yu Yu hacksaws? It got right to the final battle, then they pulled it off and it never returned. And what ever happend to Justice League Unlimited and Dave the Barbarian? That's something that really steams my broccoli! I really got to stop watching so many animated shows...

Oh, and why are shows like Stacked still on the air when such good shows get pulled off?

We're All New!

As some of you may (or may not) know, Gameweb's first anniversary was December 22nd. I haven't updated in forever because life's been crazy and I've been lazy. Anyway, in honor of the anniversary, I've given the site a revamp. Hope you like it, and I hope they'll be many more to come!

The Evils of My Space

I gonna give it to you straight: My Space needs to die. My Space is evil. That's all there is to it. Technically, My Space is owned by Fox. Fox is also evil. People need to start boycotting My Space and Fox. Come on people, will it kill you to watch Family Guy at ten on Adult Swim instead of nine on Fox? Seriously, My Space should die. Everyone thinks their so cool with their My Space. Problem is, everybody has one. Therefore, the only truly cool people are the one's without a My Space.

Let me say that I fully support Google and its plans for world conquest. In fact, support Google right now by getting a free blog: http://blogspot.com. Oh, and drop by my My Space if you wish: http://www.myspace.com/26207015 (yes, I have one), and let everyone know how EVIL it is!!

Agree? Disagree? Drop some comments in the comments box and let me know. Actually, you know what? If you disagree just leave right now.

A Nintendo Christmas Carol

The classic story of A Christmas Carol retold with your favorite Nintendo characters in cheesy sprite form! A new page is added every day until Christmas. Tis the season! Check it out here: http://www.revo-europe.com/special.php?sid=xmascarol. It's quite good!

Kong: A Review

I feel I can properly review King Kong now that I've just seen the original from 1933 and the remake from'76.

The first thing I noticed about this movie was that Kong was not a cheesy clay animated monkey, or a cheesy animatronic monkey, but a really awesome and realistic computer generated monkey. He's really so much more realistic. He looks like a giant gorilla, he moves like a giant gorilla, he might have even smelled like a giant gorilla... but the movie wasn't in smell-o-vision. From beginning to end this movie had me hooked, captivated, even touched. Who doesn't love a love story between a beautiful woman and a giant monkey? Like I was saying, through the entire movie (all three+ hours) I was dazzled. The special effects were amazing, everything seemed lifelike from Kong himself to the giant bugs to the dinosaurs. And the action! Don't even get me started on the action! Sure they may have cut out the scene from the original where Kong fought a giant snake, but in this version he took on three T-rexes...at once! Man, was that an awesome fight scene! Then there was the part when Kong destroyed New York- awesome. Fighting dinos and giant insects on Skull Island? Awesome. When he was batting the planes on top of the Empire State building? Incredible. Heck, even the non-action parts were awesome. And the makeup! Wow. Those island natives sure were creepy.

Overall, I think Peter Jackson did an excellent job with the movie. He portrayed the original story in an amazing way. I think this was the best version yet and should be regarded as a classic. Sure it was long, but I enjoyed every second. I still think the ending was kind of meh, but that's exactly the way the original ended. I've got to give credit for including that famous last line "Was beauty killed the beast." One of the best movies I've seen in a long time. I'd score it, but I just can't. It's too hard to pick an exact number of stars for this movie. Instead, I'll say this: GO SEE THIS MOVIE RIGHT NOW!!! Unless your reading this at three in the morning, in which case: GO SEE THIS MOVIE AS SOON AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN!!!

Oh, and did I mention Peter Jackson's directing the Halo movie? Best. Move. Ever.

City of Villains!

I just got off playing City of Villains and it is awesome! I just love the way you can make your very own villain and train him or her. Along the way you unlock new powers to stop the heroes of Paragon City. You can team up with other villain to help. I would rate this game a 9.8 out of 10. This a must buy game!

*Not sure who wrote this one. Prince Omega perhaps? -Fuzunga*

Dead Men Tell No Tales...

Yar! There be a new trailer for Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest! This be the greatest movie ever! Ye best be checkin' out the trailer, or I'll make ye walk the plank!

It be in High-Res or Low-Res. Take yer pick.